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Half Man Half Biscuit: I Was A Teenage Armchair Honved Fan lyrics

Well I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,