Insane Clown Posse: Please Don’t Hate Me lyrics
I gotta tell him..
I gotta be a man and handle my business..
I know hes gonna hate me..
Ahhh I gotta call him
What up dogg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah well thats cool, check it out
Me and you we been down for while, right?
We been here and there we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didnt mean nothing by it, ima make this quick
I gave your mama this dick
I dont know how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping
I was over there mowing the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then, I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, Im butt-fucking your mother
Please dont hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please dont hate me, I never said I loved the ho.
Please dont hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please dont hate me, you never shouldve trust in a juggalo.
Dont hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasnt thinking about how you was my bud
When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud
We broke out with your with grandpas gin
Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
Shes freaky
Her nipples look like peanuts
Your mamas one of my favorite sluts
She likes licking from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!!
I chase her around on my underwear
Ill admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Dont worry
I put it back, I knew you better
Thats probably why your toes been sticking together
Please dont hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please dont hate me, I never said I loved the ho.
Please dont hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately
Please dont hate me, you never shouldve trust in a juggalo.
Your moms ass look like oat meal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though
And I aint trying to diss her either
Im only saying that Id wish shed trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its all right with me though
I dont mind as long as I can locate the v-hole
And your dads so dumb hes knowing nothing
Here Im stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing
And Im hoping you and me are still cool
Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fucking again
All right Ill talk to you later
Peace eminem
Di-zam
Somebody just got fucked up
Nigga!
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