Prince: Johnny lyrics
We got a wonderful show 4 yall 2night, uh (alright, I love it)
But first off, before we get 2 the band
Wed like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh
(look at that dog, man, give me one of them)
Jimmy joe gon bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos}
Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes
(naw, get him off the stage)
Ok, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man)
What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? )
(get your white ass off the stage!)
(I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band)
Oh, oh, ok, ill, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd chants}
Ok, well, ladies and gentlemen
U didnt like my jokes
Im gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band)
Theyre the hottest thing I know [nowadays]
The n.p.g.! {crowd cheers}
Thats right, were the only band 2 bring it 2 u live
After rockin the house 4 3 straight hours, huh
N.p.g., were gonna wreck in 93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!)
(I said glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is nice
Yeah, I told u we would get good seats
U didnt get good seats at the restaurant
Well, well, u dont never trust nobody
Shut up bald head motherfucker
Sit, sit down here, ima go up here and do a song with them, sit down
Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can sing
Yeah, now u ... (thats what Im talkin about)
U guys got some tootsie pops in here?
(yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, johnny in the house)
U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here)
Give me good lovin till after dawn
Johnny got a hat cuz he dont trust pills (goldnigga)
(cuz we damn skippy right)
And if u dont love me then your sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing damn it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}
Come on
We gonna freak 2 the...
(1 2, tell me what 2 do)
(3 4, Im about 2 score)
Everybody (5 6, suck up on this)
Johnny, drop it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do
I never had another granny look like u
Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get hard
Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard
Harder than the brownstone brick on my house
If I ever, ever, ever get u into my mouth (yeah)
Ill drink u like a 40 in an alcoholics hand
Baby, cant u understand?
Im only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizing
And its got me burning rubber in my pants
But I dont wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u
On the fine art of romance
U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me
In the back of my bmw z
The bang bang boogie, u will give it 2 me
Cuz johnny will make u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}
Give it up
Everybody
Were gettin sleazy
Shake it (hot damn!)
Yeah, hit it fellas
Goldniggaz, this is funky
Yall have 2 excuse me 4 a second
What, u out?
Yeah
U out? Im out
Mind if I join ya?
Arent u supposed 2 be up there singin?
Yeah
Wheres prince?
What do u mean wheres prince?
I thought he was gonna sing 2night
Ah, aint that a bitch?
Come on, wait, come here
Tony, where is he?
Levi (in the house)
Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin?
(bobby brown)
Bring it on (bring it on)
(morris, where u at? )
Time 2 school (stop aids)
Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u here 4, man?
Sweet keys
(play that motor scooter)
Say what? (dont be a fool)
I dont know, I think we need a little self check
(saxophone, saxophone)
Ah, what your background? (damn!)
That aint workin, man
What u think we need?
Kathy j. (ah yeah)
See, that gonna straighten me right out
That just straight... that just straightens me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin house) {x3}
N.p.g. (thats how we rollin)
{crowd noise}
(get a clap goin) {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can i, can i, can i? )
Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I grip it? )
Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can i, can i, can i? )
Get a grip, tone, get a grip (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus)
Hey baby, what u doin?
I would like 2 introduce 2 u
Whats your name, baby?
Chicanes
Chicanes?
Yo, grippin the mic is like grippin necks
But I only grip necks when a brothers on the b-side of some safe sex
That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh)
Ooh, yeah ha
But enough about my propers
Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy
And god, Ive been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done
Check it just like ford (what? ) - quality is job one
2 get a grip, u need a handle, not a breaker 1 2
2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal
See, things got funny when I made my money
Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat?
Their pockets equal fly honeys
An equation that just dont figure
Cuz tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger
(so what u sayin? )
U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip)
Check it, get a grip
Oh tony, that was great
No no, serious shit, man, that was great
Im telling u, believe me when I say
That this is just... this is rap at its finest
Yes, Im tellin u, u know
(who is this dude, man? go on, get outta the way)
Alright, I just wanna...
(get outta here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3}
Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those)
Take a few packs tone
I aint goin out like that, u know what Im sayin?
Who got the lactics? (gots 2 be protected)
Who got the lactics? (aint gon rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}
Pick it up
Everybody
Feelin funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter
Feelin funky funky fine
Feelin funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter
Feelin funky funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine
And were rockin that stupid shit
Well, well (well, well, well)
U know lord, its really hard being the best band in the world
And uh, wed really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u done
And the new power generation would like 2 say amen
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine
And were rockin that stupid shit
W - w - wnpg (rollin at cha)
Comin 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga)
From paisley (put your shit up while u sleep)
(gold) goldnigga
We out
We try that one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times}
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out
