Weird Al Yankovic: Born To Be Mild lyrics
Get your program running
Head out to the center
Terminals are waiting
For the data that youll enter
Everybody says that youre a nerd, but
They should know that you just dont care
Got your hewlett-packard on your belt and
Vaseline in your hair
Like a true mommys child
You were born, born to be mild
When your batteries die
Youre always gonna cry
Born to be mild
Pencils in your pocket
Patent leather briefcase
Studying your fortran
You got pimples on your face
Gotta do your homework
Forget about the prom dance
They think that youre a big jerk
cause you wear a pair of flood pants
Every day you wake up
Your oscilloscope is humming
Parties tend to break up
When they find out that youre coming
